hey. its sydney.hallohallo
The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.
(via alittledoseoflaughter)
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
(Source: graceslick-, via laugh-yourassoff)
And I’m all
(Source: yourmemorieslastforever, via laugh-yourassoff)
Captain America: Take away that suit of armor, and what are you?
Some guy in the theater: SHERLOCK HOLMES
Im just like:
and their like:
*They’re
(Source: fetalfluid, via recklesssswagggg)
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
